The World Is Short Two Mullets

As many already know, Chris Benoit and Rod Beck are no longer with us. Beck was found dead in his Phoenix home on June 23rd, Benoit was found dead two days later, on the 25th. The two deaths have been reported as isolated incidents, but this reeks of foul play. It's more than a coincidence when two paragons of the redneck community die within mere days of each other. While it's been several years since Benoit sported a mullet, he's always exuded one, and it's hard to picture him without it. Beck was a lifer. Someone wanted them both out of the picture.

Details are still coming in with both incidents, but I wouldn't be surprised if this explodes in political controversy. I can feel it in my mullet.